21 July 2008

NYC suckage round-up.

  • Man runs over little girl, gravely injuring her. Man stops his car, gets out, calls her a stupid little bitch, then drives away. Classic. (NY Daily News)
  • Woman on sidewalk struck in the head by random falling bricks. Construction worker at the scene chooses to remove evidence rather than help the victim. (ABC 7) Also, chunks of concrete fall from the ceiling of the (very busy) subway station at 59th & Lex (AMNY), and a bucket of cement falls 20 stories, hitting a car in Brooklyn (Queens Crap).
  • From the Dept. of No Shit, Sherlock: four apartment brokers advertise non-existent apartments, charge clients $200 for "background checks" which are never actually performed, and accumulate more than $900,000 with their cute little scam. (NY Sun) This would only be news if four NYC apartment brokers were caught NOT scamming clients. Queens Crap has a similar story, and a Bushwick blogger was threatened by an illiterate broker.
  • Sanitation worker uses his garbage truck to break open a discarded air conditioning unit so he can sell it as scrap metal. In the process he releases dangerous CFCs into the air and undermines the Sanitation Department's environmental policies. (NY Sun
  • Man finds 7-inch, serrated knife baked into his Subway sandwich. (NY Post) Eat fresh, kids!

18 July 2008

Good Friday.

Some of my favorite things from the past week.

  • John Barrowman talks about The Making of Me, a program he made with the BBC which will investigate the origin of his sexuality. (The Guardian
  • This November San Franciscans will get to vote on whether to rename a local sewage plant after... George W. Bush! (SFist)
  • New Heroes Season 3 trailer. They're villains, Claire! (Slashfilm
  • Kentucky Derby winner Funny Cide is thriving in his new life as a track pony. Includes criminally adorable photo. (The Horse
  • In other equine news, Martha Stewart's donkeys get their summer haircut. So cute! (The Martha Blog)
  • Tips for meeting your future time traveling self. (HolyJuan
  • The Mowercycle

17 July 2008

New England Road Trip, Part Two.

These were all take in Vermont.

Clicking on the images will take you to Flickr, where you can view them in larger sizes.

Somewhere in Central Vermont.

Driving in Central Vermont.

Got caught behind these old steam cars just north of Bennington.

Steam car. We got caught behind them just north of Bennington.

View from Route 9.


View from Route 9 on our way back to Brattleboro. It was raining.


Southern Vermont sky.


Southern Vermont sky.


Comerford Dam.


Comerford Dam from a scenic overlook on I-91. The dam is in the upper left, off in the distance. This is right on the Vermont/New Hampshire state line.


I-91 near Barnet.

I-91.

16 July 2008

Feel more human.

From a recent Truthout.org piece by Barbara Ehrenreich:

According to evolutionary psychologist Nancy Etcoff, the need for scenery is hard-wired into us. "People like to be on a hill, where they can see a landscape. And they like somewhere to go where they can not be seen themselves," she told Harvard Magazine last year. "That's a place desirable to a predator who wants to avoid becoming prey." We also like to be able to see water (for drinking), low-canopy trees (for shade) and animals (whose presence signals that a place is habitable).

With that in mind, Chris and I left New York for a week-long road trip last month. We concentrated on Vermont, but also spent time in New Hampshire, Massachusetts, and Connecticut. Places with hills, water, trees, and animals. It was a fun trip, with lots of stopping the car just to enjoy a beautiful spot for a few minutes. It was nice to spend some time away from the city, and it was heartbreaking to come back. I took a copy of Road Trip USA by Jamie Jensen, and it turned out to be a great resource for this trip. The restaurant and sightseeing recommendations were really helpful.

Over the next week or so I'll be posting photos. We took hundreds, but still not as many as I would have liked because rain dogged us for most of the trip. But we made the best of it and spent the first day doing some tax-free shopping in New Hampshire. This first batch is from Vermont on the second day.


Polka Dot Diner.

Polka Dot Diner, White River Junction.


Shop window.

Shop window, White River Junction.


Quechee Gorge.

Quechee Gorge.


Sheep.

Sheep. Billings Farm, Woodstock.


Girl with a cow.

Girl with a Jersey cow. I never thought a cow could be beautiful, but the Jerseys really are.


Percheron horses.


Percheron horses.

More to come.

12 July 2008

NYC suckage round-up.

  • Residential ConEd customers (including yours truly) are facing a rate hike of 22 percent this summer. (NY Daily News) The state-controlled price for a gallon of milk also went up last week. (WABC)
  • Last month over 20 people were injured and one person died when vehicles jumped curbs and struck pedestrians in Manhattan. Two days ago a very lucky pedestrian survived after being struck by a car and thrown through the plate glass doors of a Starbucks. (Gothamist) This most recent accident appears to have been caused by a cabbie. Who could have guessed? 
  • The infection rate in New York's surgical intensive care units is 37 percent higher than the rest of the nation. (WNBC) These infections are "totally preventable" and Medicare, which considers them "never events," will stop reimbursing hospitals to treat them beginning on 1 October 2008. (The Earth Times)
  • Anti-war protesters are not welcome on Central Park's Great Lawn, but the city is bending over backwards to accommodate Bon Jovi fans. (Queens Crap)
  • Sociopathic urban cyclists. (Commuter Outrage) I got hit by one of these red light-running assholes at a pedestrian crossing near Lincoln Center two years ago. No lasting damage (and a nice lady even helped me up) but I got to ride the bus home with a bloody hand from where the guy grazed me. I'll give you three guesses as to whether he stopped when he hit me.
  • Nothing works right in this fucking place. Not only are those infamous broken escalators at Union Square not accessible for use as stairs, they've now been entombed in sheetrock. A giant F-U from Zeckendorfs, who are under contract with the MTA to maintain said escalators. (Curbed) More stuff not working: 37 people were stranded 100 feet high in cable cars at the Bronx Zoo this week. (WABC)

11 July 2008

Good Friday.

My favorite things from the past week.

  • Even Twilight fans think Entertainment Weekly's Twilight cover is repugnant. (LA Times) UPDATE: The cover has been fugged.  
  • "Sociologists are discovering that children may not make parents happier and that childless adults, contrary to popular stereotypes, may often be more contented than people with kids." (NPR) A few more articles like this and people might start treating me like my choice is a valid one.
  • The Official LOST Book Club features all of the books that have appeared in the show and provides synopses, videos, and discussion.
  • LOL: Michael Bay's rejected script for The Dark Knight. (Spill
  • Bubble wrap! 
  • Jim Carey's testicles for the win! (A Cup of Jo)

Ewww.

"She's hittin' the Bacon."
-- My husband, after watching a promo for The Closer.

10 July 2008

There is no curse. You make your own luck.



We don't have Sonic in New York City. In fact the Sonic closest to my zip code is over 68 miles away. Guess what we do have in NYC... Sonic TV commercials! And they drive me fucking nuts, not only because they're terrible ads, but also because I haven't had a proper Sonic Cherry Limeade in three years. Well guess what, Sonic! I don't need you anymore. I found out how to make my own Cherry Limeade. Ha!

Ingredients
1 12 oz. can of Sprite (I used 7-Up, but whatevs)
3 lime wedges
1/4 cup cherry juice*

Instructions
Fill a 16 oz. glass 2/3 full with ice. Pour Sprite/7-Up over the ice. Add the juice of three lime wedges and drop them into the drink. Add the cherry juice and serve with a straw. (The straw is Very Important.)

(Via Recipezaar.) Of course it lacks Sonic's crushed ice, but otherwise it's pretty good.

*Grenadine would probably work too.

Movie List 2008.

Movies I've seen in 2008. The list is ordered according to preference with my favorites at the top. Most recent in bold.

WALL-E
Miss Pettigrew Lives For a Day
In Bruges
U2 3D
The Fall
The Bank Job
Iron Man
Wanted
Get Smart
Son of Rambow
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Run, Fat Boy, Run
21
Penelope
Speed Racer
Leatherheads
Hancock
Cloverfield
Deception
Be Kind Rewind
The Other Boleyn Girl
The Happening

08 July 2008

Like a horseshoe on a losing mare.


Got my feet sprayed by a crazy person today. It was awesome.

By my honor as a Girl Scout, I did nothing to offend this man. He was hosing down the sidewalk. (Aside: why do they hose down the sidewalks here? Are they just bored? Because those sidewalks can be hosed and washed from here to Christmas and they'll still smell like piss. Sweeping, I get, but the hosing is a complete mystery.) So the guy was hosing the sidewalk and I gave him wide berth because I didn't want to get my feet wet. I didn't say anything. I didn't give him the stinkeye. I didn't sigh or mutter or snicker. I didn't even look at him. I was just walking by.

"What?!? You afraid of water?" Oh jesusgodinheaven I'm just minding my own business so WHY IS THIS FREAK YELLING AT ME? "Hey! It's gonna rain anyway. Ain't you gonna take a shower today? Who cares about a little water?"

And then he aimed the nozzle at me feet and pulled the trigger. I didn't even stop, just kept walking. With soggy sneakers. If I could sell bottled rage on eBay I think I could become a millionaire. Sometimes the taste of it makes me sick, makes my head pound until I think it might explode, makes me wish I had it in me to kick a guy's teeth in. Do you think Joan Jett ever got her feet sprayed by a random stranger? No, she would've put a leather boot up Freak Show's ass. I think I'm going to order this shirt and ask myself that question every time some jackass smites me with his crazy.
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